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Search Engines and Bitegeist (Volume III)

A few odd queries from ye olde traffic log ...

"flies in beefaroni"

"I ate a burger that was pink in the middle"

"how to discreetly ruin a car's engine"

These are the big mysteries being pondered by denizens of the Intarweb, my friends. And, somehow, they're making their way to Bitegeist.

[ shaking my head ]

Posted on Wednesday, July 18, 2007 by Registered Commenterdeb in | Comments18 Comments

Reader Comments (18)

It's astonishing how very odd and creepy some people are. My mind is officially boggled.
July 18, 2007 | Unregistered CommenterLuisa
i am most concerned about "flies in beefaroni."
July 18, 2007 | Unregistered Commentermarian
I'm thinking that "Flies in Beefaroni" would make a great book title....sounds a little like something Stephen King might write.
July 19, 2007 | Unregistered Commenterviv
go check your list again - you know my favorite thing to do is play with the search engine.
July 23, 2007 | Unregistered CommenterLiza
yes, my child, where else can one find beefaroni, mayonnaise, and vodka all on the same web site?
July 24, 2007 | Registered Commenterdeb
Those are definitely staples in my pantry (light mayo, of course...)
July 24, 2007 | Unregistered CommenterAndrew
Andrew? Is it you?! Careful about references to light mayo. That's liable to cause a mutiny and send you back into hiding.
July 24, 2007 | Registered Commenterdeb
andrew, it's mommy... don't worry, don't go back into hiding ..... i have used light mayo in the past myself. ; o )
July 24, 2007 | Unregistered Commentermarian
Did anyone ever answer my question about making the mayonnaise cake with homemade mayo? If so, I missed it.
July 25, 2007 | Unregistered CommenterLuisa
Andrew! Listen here, young man. Never under any circumstance use light mayo. In fact, never ever use any mayo that does not start with the word BEST and end with the word FOODS (or Helmon's if you live on THAT side of the river) or you just may find yourself so far removed into hiding that you wont be able to find the escape hatch.
July 25, 2007 | Unregistered CommenterTeresa
Luisa - because you're SOMEWHAT of a newbie, you need to be made aware that the phrase "m*y*nn**s* c*k*" is taboo here. You can search Bitegeist and find 50+ references, mostly because Beverly (one of the Faithful) has an obsession with it. Homemade mayo in the cake would work great! Oil, eggs...what's not to love? In fact, mayo in all cakes sounds pretty good to me. Teresa prefers the Best Foods brand so you'll see her continued plug for that...as well has her continued plug for frequent flier miles.
July 25, 2007 | Unregistered CommenterViv
Did someone summon me? I heard someone call out for MAYONNAISE CAKE! I'm coming!
July 25, 2007 | Unregistered CommenterBeverly
oh GAWD!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! someone HELP ME!! DEB!!
July 25, 2007 | Unregistered Commentermarian
hey, blame it on luisa. she's the one who brought the cake up again.
July 25, 2007 | Unregistered Commenterdeb
Right.... and speaking of frequent flyer miles and specifically the United Airlines Mileage Plus program, we will be using those miles for our FREE flight (in Business Class, mind you) to Egypt and Jordan in October. We'll also be using those same miles to upgrade our flight on Tuesday when we fly down south to visit Ms. Bitegeist herself - all of this simply by charging groceries, office supplies, and anything else you would normally pay for by check. In the meantime, while we stand on pins and needles waiting for our plane to depart, I am off to the kichen to assure I have enough Best Foods for my sandwich tomorrow.
July 26, 2007 | Unregistered CommenterTeresa
Never have I ever been asked to withdraw into hiding! (Although middle school rings a bell...) Deb promised me a warm welcoming into this forum, sadly...I was simply referring to my family's pantry, which is stocked with l***t mayo, by order of my mother. My own tastes: Beefaroni? No. Regular Mayo? Yes. Vodka? Not until I'm 18, of course...
July 26, 2007 | Unregistered CommenterAndrew
Thank you, Viv! Now I can try it without fear.
July 26, 2007 | Unregistered CommenterLuisa
Andrew, darling! You'll soon find out that our barks are much bigger than our geist-bites. When you come of age, call me and we'll go out for vodkas on ice with three plump olives. meow!
July 26, 2007 | Unregistered CommenterTeresa

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